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Monday, 18 May 2020

Opposed v Unopposed

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I don't really want to do this, as it's started to become a pointless dick measuring exercise, often not by the leaders of the camps (although there are some exceptions) but more often by certain sycophants, looking to regurgitate soundbites to score points on Twitter. So many people taking shots at certain thought leaders, and the snide needs to stop. Yes, I take shots at people on Twitter, but the big difference is that I'm actually funny. Plus, I'm not dependent upon convincing you of my way of thinking in order to make money. I present my work and my ideas, sometimes with citations, sometimes with accompanying videos or plans, and it is up to the reader to decide if any of it is useful to them in their environment.

A lot of people also take shots without naming who they're talking about. Come on, guys. Put on your big boy pants and have at it.


This guy is perhaps the master of it. Tagging three guys who all contribute tons of good resources to the Twitter discourse, acting like he's one of them, in the upper echelons of coach education and programme design. I used to listen to the podcast frequently, but got tired of the smugness. Anyone who goes to a university campus will be bombarded by the thick fog of unwarranted self-importance, that hits you like a punch to the nose, from many students who believe they are changing the world. After a while, I felt the same assault from the podcast.

The talk about "proven results" is a form of grandstanding that I take issue with. What are the results we're looking for? Is it kids to go pro? Player retention rates from season to season? Work in football long enough, and you will have worked with a player to have made it. It's more a numbers game, because it's not just your coaching or programme that creates players. That's only a small chunk of what makes a great player, and we are fortunate when a player with all the right attributes comes into our path. It's what American clubs like to do, which is to hoard players, steal players, and grow to clubs with thousands of players, and eventually one of them might get paid to play football. The club then plasters that all over their social media, and repeats the process. "Come to us because X played at Y." But what about the other 3000 kids in the same timeframe who quit the game and haven't kicked a ball since? It's the analogy of chucking eggs at the wall, finding the one that didn't break, and pointing to that as proof of a successful formula.

From my perspective, I see two schools of thought that are underpinned by two distinct ambitions. One seeks to create professional players, the other seeks to create fit and healthy people. The two don't have to be entirely mutually exclusive, and our thoughts regarding the matter follow conventional wisdom, but sometimes the truth is counter intuitive.

Take the example of American coaches grilling five year olds like army sergeants. They do so with the best intentions, but it is misguided. They have the values of hard work, sacrifice, and commitment, which is a good thing. But it doesn't work. The kids aren't ready for that. It's not appropriate. Many will quit, or will be negatively impacted by it, whereas one kid might do well in spite of it.

Where do we agree?

There is a time and a place for both opposed and unopposed.

Kids who do work by themselves outside of practice hours will improve more than kids who do nothing.

You probably shouldn't replace team training hours with too much individual work.

Lots of pros continue to work in isolation, supplementing their regular training.

Many pro clubs have large parts of their training dedicated to individual or unopposed work.

Much of the isolated work we see pros do is strength and conditioning, or injury prevention.

Many federations promote unopposed training in the form of pattern play in their coach education.

Doing pattern play with U8s will not be effective or enjoyable.

Anyone disagree? Let's dig in.

I believe it was the comedian Tim Minchin who, in a commencement speech, was talking about discord in modern times. People have started to disagree that the world is round. We have our preconceived notions, and seek to defend them, rather than scrutinise them further. The cliché about coaches is that we have many hats, and one advantage I have over many in my twelve year career is the vastly different environments I have worked in. Poor kids, rich kids. Boys, girls. Men, women. Competitive, recreational. High level, low level. Academy, grassroots. High motivation and dedication, love motivation and dedication. Players who would give an arm to go pro, players who can barely be bothered to turn up to practice. And I have done this in six countries. Most coaches you see arguing on Twitter are doing so from their very narrow perspective.

Going back to the podcast, the guests became more and more from California, working in specific environments, with a narrow set of viewpoints. It became an echo chamber. It's a human passtime to fantasise about what an opponent might say, and win an imaginary argument against the representation of them that you have formed in your head. Turns out, imagination and reality have no distinct boundaries, particularly in the conspiracy obsessed USA, where aliens have visited Earth, Bill Gates wants to spy on people by implanting microchips in their arses, and all world leaders are shapeshifting reptiles. These aren't exactly fringe views. Tim Minchin, in his speech, described modern arguments as two people playing tennis, on two separate courts. They're not returning each other's serves, replying only to what they thought they heard, and saying only what they want to say.


It also helps to paint your opponent into a caricature, which is something Trump does tremendously well. They're easier to ridicule that way. Politicians the world over simply and misrepresent arguments to win over stupid people, but Trump is amazing at it. Did you know the Democrats want to kill babies? Did you know that Mexicans are taking your jobs? Did you know that Muslims want to ban the American flag? Not being able to tell fact from fiction, these imagined caricatures become real, and are then easier to rally against. How could anyone want to kill a baby? And then, just like that, it's so easy to have your followers dismiss anything your opponent says, even to the extent that they vote against their own self-interests.

How an argument should work:
A: I believe we should do X.
B: X won't work because Y.
A: It will if we do ABC.
B. A, maybe, but BC definitely not.
A: Here's an example where A worked and caused X.
B: Here's an study that refutes that claim.

How arguments really happen these days:
A: I believe the US should implement universal healthcare.
B: Do you hate capitalism? Are you un-American? Do you want to kill babies and fly planes into buildings? You're a communist and a terrorist sympathiser!

In the realm of unopposed v opposed, there is always context, but this is rarely communicated. You might have an example of kids working unopposed at home, and using their skills in a real life game. The hypothesis therefore is that if kids do this practice, then they will have this result in a match. What isn't communicated was that these were academy kids, who have been playing for years, love the game, and regularly practice by themselves every day in addition to their practice with their team. The coach seeing this example tries to use this individual practice idea, and apply it to their team training environment, with ten low skilled U9 kids. The U9s have been in school all day, football isn't a priority of theirs, and they quickly lose interest in the training because it is too difficult, and they don't get to engage socially with their teammates.

Skill level and motivation for play are simply two of many variables for helping you choose your practice type. Another example being working with a semi-pro team. Most have day jobs and families. There's a big game coming up at the weekend, and you have one remaining two hour practice, 72 hours before kick off. Tactically, you as the coach, have identified a way to beat your opponents. You're sure of it, and your team are willing to listen. How do you implement it in practice? You can't do opposed games for two hours, as they will be knackered, and the quality will eventually drop, meaning that the level of transfer gained from the practice will soon reach diminishing returns.

Likewise, you can't spend the whole two hours doing patterns and rehearsing team moves unopposed. The team will become bored, disengaged, and the practice will become sloppy. When working with higher level teams, I might use pattern play to implement a new idea. I do it for about fifteen minutes, and bargain with the players, but telling them how important it will be for victory at the weekend. It allows you to deliver lots of information in a short amount of time.

But not all players, teams, and environments are the same. Why is it I can teach patterns to high level adults, and not to low level kids? It's because it sticks. Why does it stick? The game of football consists of a series of mental pictures, with individual cues. The U9s haven't played enough football to gather all of these pictures, nor are they able to recall them subconsciously. Ever noticed how easy it is to get points across to better players? "When you see this, do this." Simple. "When their defender is here, make this run." Okay, Coach. And they do it straight away, no problem. The younger kids have to be taught what all of that means, and need to have experienced it hundreds and thousands of times before it sticks. That's why we have a variety of coaching styles, and a variety of practice designs. You use what's required by the players at the time. The many coaching hats.

Even when it comes to individuals, some respond better to being told, some to being shown, some to being asked, and some to being left alone to try it first without the coach. Our job as coaches isn't to bend them to fit our will, but to bend ourselves to fit their need.

Consider this video from Aldershot manager Danny Searle.


Could you give this video to your players, and expect them to set it up and execute it by themselves without your help? There's likely to be a variety of answers, but I believe there will be three main correlations; age, knowledge (ability/experience), and self-motivation.

My U12 girls in Missouri who were switched on, loved football, and were a self-motivated group, could have done something like this without my help. The U13 girls at the same club, could not have. They had the same coach, played the same style, and used the same training methods. Why could the U12s self-administer this and the U13s not? The U12s were more intrinsically motivated. They wanted to win, to improve, and to compete. They were already very good players, who could perform the actions necessary to be competent at this exercise. Why could the U13s not do this? Because they didn't really care much about football. Their motivations for playing were largely social. Everything was half-arsed, and many of the players struggled to make unopposed passes accurately, let alone with opposition.

Check out the next video.


I was working in Mexico with a bunch of low skilled U7 boys. This article documents a really fun time I had with the dads of this team. The parents were concerned that our U7 team of beginners, without a regular keeper, which regularly played games with less players or no subs, was losing too many games. One of the players was five-years-old (surprisingly, one of the better players) and they were playing 9v9 on a massive field, with goals twice the height of the average player. Three of the kids hated football, and only played it because their dads forced them. One dad even paid me to work one-to-one with his kid. The boy had zero interest in physical activity. His dad tried everything, including buying him brand new expensive boots and football shirts, like Real Madrid and Mexico. I say he tried everything, other than actually taking the time to bond with his kid and be a dad, always seeming to take the route of agent or instructor. The dad made the kid feel bad for being bad, and had no real bond with him. The boy didn't care about disappointing his dad because he didn't care about his dad.

The attempted coup happened via emails, and it was brought to my attention. A dad from Uruguay detailed his opinions on the match performances and my training methods. He sent the above video to prove his point, saying that I should be doing this with six-year olds. The dad did know his football, but as you can see from his suggesting of such a video for six-year-olds, had no clue about how kids learn to play football. He was looking at the top, seeing where we were deficient, and then prescribing what he saw as effective remedies. No idea about context whatsoever. In case anyone is inclined to side with the dad here, I will take this time to remind you that some of the players could not kick a ball to save their lives. They would run away from it in games. Two of them even pulled their shorts down and compared dicks during the middle of a game. The blindness of parents is that even THAT didn't wake them up to the fact that their kids didn't care about football.

Would I do something like the exercise in the above video with higher end adult players? Potentially. Depending upon certain factors, but yes, I have done similar exercises, and will again in the future. Is it right for six-year-olds who get their dicks out during games? No.

I also think there needs to be a separation between unopposed and individual work. Free-kick and corner routines might be practiced unopposed, but they are not individual. As a kid, I spent hours every week in my back garden, working on shots. I had a long garden, and my dad made a goal for me, with a big net behind it, that always rebounded the ball back out. This is why I can strike a ball at over 100mph. Hours upon hours of work, different shots, different techniques. Sometimes a friend or a cousin would come over and we'd take shots at each other. No kid could strike the ball as hard as me, or put on the bend that I could. And that is simply down to accumulation of hours.

Could I have done it without guidance? No. I had no siblings, but older relatives who would show me things. Then as kids, we all were obsessed with football. Roberto Carlos, Tony Yeboah, and David Beckham were examples of shots we would try. This is called modelling. We had a mental representation of what it should look like, and were able to replicate it. I never used anything as a wall, but when striking stationary balls, knew to imagine where a wall was, and how a keeper might act. It also helped to play lots of FIFA, with the visual representations of the different free-kick scenarios and techniques, which FIFA 98 thankfully displayed via a big yellow arrow. So with no wall and no keeper, due to the modelling, I still knew I had to bend the ball, and hit it with at least a minimal pace, or else it would never be a goal in a real game.

Do the players you're working with have enough visuals in the memory bank to do this? Are they dribbling around a cone because you have told them to, or do they realise the cone is supposed to be a defender? If they know the cone is supposed to be a defender, they might dribble more effectively. If they know the cone is supposed to be a defender, yet don't care enough to dribble more effectively, what is it about the practice design that is not engaging with them?

What kids get and what kids need differs from culture to culture. American kids are great at working hard and following orders, but have no magic. There's not much in their lives that enables them to develop this. Likewise, in some countries like Brazil and Ivory Coast, we see videos of kids playing barefoot in the street, who are so in tune with the ball, it looks like an extension of their body. Yet one might surmise that these kids don't have the tactical discipline or levels of organisation demonstrated in other countries. I've seen it here in Mexico. Kids who are lazy, uncoordinated, and not very fit, are far more skilled and intelligent in tight situations than the American kids

What do your players have, and what needs to be supplemented? The kids in Kuwait were the most laziest and unathletic I have ever seen, yet their ball skills and decision making was relatively good. They would never make it because they did not have the drive or desire to do so. This was reinforced by their culture, as most came from insane privilege, already had everything at home, and would never have to work a day in their life. Physical education at their schools was so bad that it was practically non-existent. So what is lacking, and how do we provide it?

The American culture is all about grit and perseverance, yet I think they lack the joy. Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard and all that. They can play football for years, and not fall in love with the ball. I worked with a girl in Missouri who regularly posts freestyle videos. She's outside frequently, on her own, trying to improve her abilities to manipulate the ball. But she's also a skilled and intelligent player on the pitch. Where some kids have been turned into circus acts, she can put the ball in the net. She has the game understanding to do so, and has the intrinsic motivation to study the game, and work on improving her game without any coercion from parents or coaches. She loves the ball.

Think back to why we first get involved in the act of playing with the ball. It's freedom, it's artistry, it's a challenge. The two main factors I see for why we start are play and social. Both of these form joy. Without joy, whatever we're doing doesn't work.

In practice, I say that kids only need to know three things;
1. The teams.
2. The area.
3. How to score points.

They don't care about the why. For them, the why is to get the ball, to show their skills, to compete, to have fun with their friends. Discovering the game for the first time, they don't want to run around cones, they don't want to wait in lines. They want to be free, and they want to compete. Always look to video games for inspiration of how to inspire and engage kids. Set them a task, provide the constraints, and let them get on with it. Video games don't bark instructions on what kids can do, and hardly limit where they can go. This seeks to build buy-in and emotional investment from the player. That must happen first, before we try to do anything else with them.

Why do we see a lot of pro teams have their players run around cones, and do isolated repetitive drills? The main answer to that is periodisation. Last summer, as partners to Bayern Munich, we took a bunch of players and parents to watch their training the day before a game against AC Milan in Kansas City. As this was the day before the game, the players did light work, and a lot of unopposed. The parents were confused and angry. "You say this type of training is stupid, and yet here's Bayern doing it." It was at that point, we realised many lacked the contextual understanding.

Bayern spent a week in the US, and played three matches in three different locations. It was preseason, and very warm. We would see our kids two or three times a week. The kids were learning the game, whereas the Bayern players included World Cup and Champions League winners. Thomas Muller can run around that cone there, because he understands what it represents in the game. He knows he is curving his run to drag out a defender, to create space, to attack the ball in the box. Our kids can't even hit an accurate cross. The demands placed on them are entirely different, not just because of when training and games are, but because the Bayern players had faced thousands of repetitions of those mental pictures. Our kids had hardly even faced a hundred.

The question always is; are they learning the drill or learning the game? Take the free-kick example earlier, of me working alone in my garden. I was learning free-kicks. To the untrained eye, I'm kicking a ball into an empty goal. Therefore, getting the ball between the posts is a success. To me, in my head, I was beating a real wall and a real goalkeeper. In the US and Canada, I would regularly turn up to practice a little early, and strike shots unopposed into an empty net. Some of the kids and parents who also got there early, were impressed when a 30 yard shot went in the net dead centre, where the keeper's knees would be. I knew this was a failure, because a real keeper would save it. Conversely, if I tried a free-kick with the outside of the boot, the Quaresma trivela style, and hit it 3 inches past the post, they would laugh at me for missing an open goal. Personally, I would be impressed that I came so close from such a distance with such a difficult technique. It's context, but more importantly, mental representations. They didn't get it, because they didn't know.

The counter-intuitive element to this debate is that we think it is technique first. It makes sense. How can we teach kids to pass and move if they can't pass accurately? So we make them stand in lines, 10 yards apart, hitting balls to each other, without defenders. We shout at them to look up, to communicate (even though everyone knows where the ball is going), and tell them to hit with the inside of the foot. Invariably, it goes horribly wrong. They're not engaged and don't care. "Why is it that you can't play a ten yard pass without defenders?" They can, they just can't be bothered to focus here, because there is no incentive for them to do so. Remember the motivations for kids? They're not getting to interact with their friends in this drill, and there's no way to score points, so they don't care about performance because they are not rewarded for performance.

Why am I not satisfied with my unopposed shots simply going in the goal? Because I want better. I am holding myself to a higher standard. I want to replicate the shots I see the pros do, and gain intrinsic feelings of self-satisfaction when I do. Out there, by myself on a pitch with nobody around, I will beat the imaginary defender, and then rifle a shot past the imaginary keeper. Only if my move was realistic, my touch not too slow, and the shot out of reach of the keeper, will I be satisfied. It's performance goals. Our beginner players, don't yet have this.

We believe at the beginner levels that we have to improve technique before we can teach understanding, and that at the higher levels, it's understanding we work on while neglecting technique. It's more the opposite. With more novice players, we have to first help them build a decision making framework, a mental representation of the game. "This is what good looks like, this is what bad looks like, here is success, here is failure, these are your options." The beginner players need the freedom and the autonomy first.

Liken it to learning a language. Come join my language class, and I will teach you Spanish. You're not too bothered about Spanish, but you're open minded to giving it a go. Depending upon the individual, I have a limited time to hook you in. Let's first try it this way.

Lesson 1.

Okay class, today is going to be about colours. Repeat after me:

Verde
Rojo
Azul
Amarillo
Blanco
Negro
Naranja
Rosa

Okay, some of you are struggling with that double l in amarillo. Try and say it like a y. Am-a-ree-yo. And again. Am-a-ree-yo.

We're going to repeat these a few more times so that you can work on your pronunciation. Let's go.

Verde
Rojo
Azul
Amarillo
Blanco
Negro
Naranja
Rosa

Great, now that we've done this a few times, I'm going to teach you what they mean in English. Say it with me.

Green -Verde
Red - Rojo
Blue - Azul
Yellow - Amarillo
White - Blanco
Black - Negro
Orange - Naranja
Pink - Rosa

Good, but we're struggling with naranja. Treat the j like it's an h. Naranha. Naranha. Almost. Try and make it a bit more guttural. Naranha. Naranha. Okay. That'll do.

Next, I'm going to say the colours in Spanish, and you're going to repeat what they are in English.

What is Verde?
What is Rojo?
What is Azul?
What is Amarillo?
What is Blanco?
What is Negro?
What is Naranja?
What is Rosa?

Some of you did well. Now again, but this time the Spanish and English is reversed.

Que es red?
Que es pink?
Que es yellow?
Que es black?
Que es orange?
Que es green?
Que es white?
Que es blue?

Okay. Not bad, but some of you need to work harder. This isn't difficult.

What I'd like you to do now is to write down these translations in your notebooks.

Let's say the entire hour lesson is like that. Are you willing to come back next week? How much would you put up with it like this before you quit? Have I made you any more interested in Spanish? Have I turned you on to learning languages? Chances are that I haven't had any positive impact on your desire to learn Spanish. This method is boring. There's no autonomy. It's completely dependent upon the teacher. We'll look at it again, and break it down.

Lesson 1.

Okay class, today is going to be about colours. Repeat after me: Who cares? Where's the fun and useful stuff?

Verde
Rojo
Azul
Amarillo
Blanco
Negro
Naranja
Rosa

Okay, some of you are struggling with that double l in amarillo. Try and say it like a y. Am-a-ree-yo. And again. Am-a-ree-yo. Why didn't you tell me that first?

We're going to repeat these a few more times so that you can work on your pronunciation. Let's go. This is boring.

Verde
Rojo
Azul
Amarillo
Blanco
Negro
Naranja
Rosa

Great, now that we've done this a few times, I'm going to teach you what they mean in English. Say it with me. Still boring.

Green -Verde
Red - Rojo
Blue - Azul
Yellow - Amarillo
White - Blanco
Black - Negro
Orange - Naranja
Pink - Rosa

Good, but we're struggling with naranja. Treat the j like it's an h. Naranha. Naranha. Almost. Try and make it a bit more guttural. Naranha. Naranha. Okay. That'll do. Should have told me that at the start.

Next, I'm going to say the colours in Spanish, and you're going to repeat what they are in English. Am I a parrot?.

What is Verde?
What is Rojo?
What is Azul?
What is Amarillo?
What is Blanco?
What is Negro?
What is Naranja?
What is Rosa?

Some of you did well. Now again, but this time the Spanish and English is reversed. What about the ones who didn't do well?

Que es red?
Que es pink?
Que es yellow?
Que es black?
Que es orange?
Que es green?
Que es white?
Que es blue?

Okay. Not bad, but some of you need to work harder. This isn't difficult. I am working hard. It's not difficult for you because you are the teacher. I'm struggling here, and working harder isn't the solution.

What I'd like you to do now is to write down these translations in your notebooks. When am I going to have a conversation?

I've done a fair bit of language teaching. The subject may be different, but the application is the same as any subject. Always remember this; what is everybody's favourite subject? Themselves. You need to make it a story, where they can transplant themselves into it. For learning to take place, there has to be emotion involved. We learn football, because we love it, and we love it, because we are allowed agency as players. This pretend Spanish lesson didn't have any of that. The teacher was the focal point, broadcasted information, and treated the learners like parrots. There was no connection between the teacher and the learners. This is where we fall down as educators.

The learners don't get why they're doing it this way, and don't care. Same with musical instruments. I can tell you why scales are important, and spend ages showing you evidence of this. You, as the learner, just want to replicate your favourite guitar riffs. If we spent the entire lesson talking about pentatonic fifths and major scales, you will quickly lose interest in guitar. You want to play TNT because it's been stuck in your head since you played Tony Hawk Pro Skater on PlayStation.

Sure, language learners need to know vocabulary, and music learners need to know scales, but we are missing the element of self-discovery here. Everyone has different motivations for learning or taking up an activity. We must first appeal to those. Just last week, I taught my wife a few riffs on the guitar. She doesn't know what notes they were or what key they were in. As a teenager, she had a guitar teacher than taught her scales and shredding (shredding is the guitar equivalent of teaching a five-year-old how to do ten consecutive stepovers in front of a cone, while neglecting how to do it with a real defender). She never learnt the music she wanted to play. We worked on three simple riffs from songs she knows, and then played along with the songs. You can bet that this was far more fun than any lesson she had ever paid for. What was the result of that fun? She now associates joy with the guitar, whereas before it felt like work. She's also experienced a small degree of competency, which has done wonders for her confidence, and intrinsic motivation to do it again in future.

If we're teaching scales to a beginner, if they're not instantly good at it, they will stop caring very quickly. This will lead to mistakes caused by lack of concentration. What we then tell them as teachers is the equivalent of saying "you're not very good at that thing you don't care about, so work harder." That is the message they hear. Every learner has an image in their heads of what they want to be. This dictates the expectations of their experience. One of my main motivations of playing the guitar was Aerosmith. I loved Walk This Way. Turns out that the riff was fairly simple. It took me months to realise that, as my teacher was too busy trying to teach me Malaguena. I didn't know the song, and didn't care about it. It was a Spanish classical piece. Nothing like the music I was interested in. I know now why he wanted to work on that piece, because it teaches the fundamentals of different plucking techniques and the coordination of the fret hand through arpeggio shapes.

What my teacher initially failed to do was appeal to my motivations. I eventually learnt the song, but this was well after we had originally tried to learn it. I wanted to play riffs like Chili Peppers, Status Quo, and AC/DC, whereas my teacher was forcing boring classical pieces on me. I had a black Fender Stratocaster, and in my head, looked like a rock star. Had we started there, I would have eventually been more inclined to learn the stuff he believed I needed to learn, because then I would have possessed enough guitar knowledge to know that his recommended pieces would have improved my techniques, allowing me to play a wider variety of songs.

As I got older, my motivations evolved. I was a teenager, unable to talk to girls, but I knew what music the girls I like were interested in. One lesson a week with the teacher, and several hours per day by myself, in control of my own learning journey. Some mates would come over and we would thrash around riffs from metal and rock songs we liked. If I was home alone, I'd work on learning songs like Wherever You Will Go by The Calling, so that I could impress girls. But something had to click. The penny inside had to drop. With better guidance, it would have happened sooner. It always has to be tailored to the individual.

I once made the same mistake teaching guitar to a friend of mine. I thought I would start by teaching very simple riffs, and build it from there, much like my teacher did with me and the classical pieces. My friend didn't know the riffs, and didn't care. At the time, I couldn't see it from her point of view. I knew that learning these riffs would allow her to work on basic technique and timing. She didn't get that. How could she? She was a complete beginner, that was hearing me prescribe music she didn't care about. I should have made it about her. "So you want to learn this? Okay, let's break it down and see what we can do."

Going into a bunch of young players and following the same method as my pretend Spanish lesson might look like this.

Everyone get a ball. Listen. Get a ball. Now, look at me. I'm going to show you some moves with the ball, and you're going to copy them.

1. Toe taps. Watch me. Can you do this? One foot, then the other.
2. Side to sides. Look. Use the inside of your foot, tapping the ball across your body.
3. L-Turn. Use the bottom of your right foot to drag the ball behind your left leg, and then back to the front again. It's easy. Look at how I'm doing it.
4. Drag back. Using the bottom of your foot, pull the ball behind your body. Keep your eye on the ball as you turn. No, that's the wrong way. Stay looking at the ball.

Next up, we're going to run through cones. Make a line behind the blue cones. Watch me,

1. Using only your right foot, dribbling in and out of these red cones, and then back to your line.
2. This time, it's only your left foot. I know many of you aren't left footed, but you won't improve it if you don't use it.
3. This time you will use only the inside of your feet. It's not complicated. Look at how I do it.

Engaged? Probably not.

Ever seen a bunch of kids get together at the park, bring out poles and cones, and do an SAQ workout? No. They play headers and volleys, crossbar challenge, and either Wembley singles or Wembley doubles. It's play, but it's also structured. The games have rules, stages, points, and winners and losers. Who can hit the crossbar from 20 yards? Now 25 yards? Five lives at each level. Don't hit it, and you are eliminated. Ever seen a coach with a bunch of disinterested kids try to do Coerver? It's painful. The coach will reason that the kids aren't interested in football because they aren't good, and so doing these practices is a shortcut to making them good, but they have failed to identify and work with the motivations of the players.

I introduced headers and volleys to the kids in Missouri, and it's all they ever wanted to do. Like all forms of play, it did follow a structure. There were rules, as well as acceptable and unacceptable behaviours. It also allowed the players to try stuff. You get a good insight into their psychological makeup. What they are trying to do shows you what their motivations are, and usually where they came from. Who is trying the bikes? The volleys? Who is getting the assists? Who is doing the short range headers in the six yard box? Now you know what they are capable of and also what inspires them. Now, you can teach them.

Kids aren't just random, they do want a bit of structure. You as the coach need to be good at recognising what structures work, and how to manipulate them to coerce learning.

Think about the things you love, and the things you like. If Roberto Carlos comes up to you and shows you a practice he uses to strike the ball in the way he does, do you go out and do it? I know a lot of it depends on availability, and unlike me, not every kid had a long garden with a goal and a net in it. Let's just pretend all things are equal for the sake of this thought experiment. How many hours would you spend working on that technique? How many days a week? Likewise with guitar. Joe Perry shows up and shows you has practice techniques to be able to play rad guitar solos. After he initially shows you, how many times do you then practice it by yourself? Your answer simply depends on how much you care.

The readers of this piece will be working with all sorts of players from many different backgrounds. Pretend Pep Guardiola is going to deliver a guest session for your next team training. What's the attendance like at your next practice? Is it the same? Higher? How about engagement? Are your players hanging on his every word to soak up as much information as possible, or are they indifferent? A lot of it depends on how much they like football, and how much they want to improve. The average American parent would have zero idea of why this would be such a great opportunity. "He may have won that Championship League or something in Europe, but did he play in high school? College? ODP? How much does he charge for a session?"

We have to treat learning like a story. It's a journey or an adventure, and the learner must be one of the stars of this story.

Let's try another Spanish lesson, on the same topic.

Good afternoon. Today we're going to learn about colours. Can anyone think of a place or a location where we see plenty of colours?

- A market?

Good. So let's pretend we're in a market. What do we see?

- People.
- Shops.
- Clothes.
- Food.

Great answers. Let's make a note of these, and I want you to write down the translations too.

People = Gente
Shops = Tiendas
Clothes = Ropa
Food = Comida

Are there a lot of people in our market today?

- Yes.

So if there's a lot of people, we say "mucha gente." There's mucha gente at the market today. Does anyone know what the Spanish word for market is? Have a guess.

- Marketo?

Not bad. Close. It's "mercado." Can you write that down? So there's mucha gente at our mercardo today. What type of tienda are we going to look at first? Ropa o comida? (O means or) Ropa o comida?

- Ropa?

Great. At the front of the tienda, there are a lot of dresses hanging up, and they are all different colours. Can anyone guess the word for dress?

- Dresso?

Ha! Not bad, but no, it's vestido. Like a vest, because it goes over the shoulders. Can you write down vestido?

These vestidos in the tienda are all pretty colours. What colours can we see?

*Students list colours in English.

Great choices. Before I tell you, does anyone know what any of these colours are in Spanish? How about white? If we have a piece of white paper with nothing on it, we say the paper is... what?

- Blank?

Great. The Spanish word is very similar. Blanco. Here's the other colours and their translations. Take a moment to write them down.

Let's go back to the start of our journey. Where are we going today?

- Mercado.

Good. And what colour is the sky?

- Azul.

Great. What colour is the sun shining down on us?

- Amarillo?

Good. Just be careful with the pronunciation there. In Spanish, a double l is pronounced like a y. Can you say it like am-a-ree-yo?

Where do we go in the mercado?

- To a tienda.

Good. And what does this tienda sell?

- It sells ropa.

Fantastic. What kind of ropa do we see at the front of the tienda?

- Vestidos.

Excellent. Can you now shout out the colours of vestidos we saw?

- Azul.
- Amarillo.
- Verde.
- Blanco.
- Negro.
- Rojo.
- Rosa.
- Naranja.

Good stuff. Now get with a partner, and take turns. One of you will read out the English, and the other will guess the Spanish. See who can get the highest score out of eight. Off you go!

Better? I certainly think so. In this second example, the teacher created a story, and took the students along on a journey. The students had input and were allowed to help shape the world that the teacher was building. Of course, it was constrained and guided by the teacher, but the students felt like they were in the driving seat. The interaction between the teacher and the students allowed for a lot of positive affirmation, and a lot of monitoring of progress. If the students were getting the answers wrong, the teacher would be able to go back and work on it again. At the end, it was turned into a competition. The students have mental images in their head, with these colours now representing realistic pictures that they could draw upon, and the test in pairs gave them a chance to score points and win. This increases engagement.

The learning is embedded in a kind of scaffolded way. Slowly but surely, piece by piece. In this second example, it's also more possible for the teacher to dip out and individually help a student that is struggling. In the mini test at the end, the class had been given a task. If a student were having problems, the teacher could leave the class to continue without them, because they are focused on their task, and the teacher can now help the struggler.

When it comes to football and young kids, things like toe taps and side to sides aren't bad. In fact, I'd argue they are helpful. Just don't make it the focus of your session. Let's imagine a ball each exercise. The U6 boys and girls are running around a 20x20 area marked out by cones. We will start off by playing a game of follow the leader. Get them into pairs, and assign numbers 1 and 2. Number 1 is going to lead, by dribbling their ball around the area. 2 has to follow and stay as close as possible. Number 1 needs to try and be a little tricky and send 2 the wrong way. When the coach calls, roles will swap, and now 1 will chase 2.

What does this simple exercise have the kids doing? Dribbling, turning, and changing direction. All with their heads up, because they have to look for their partner, and monitor the congestion so they don't bump into other players. It's also autonomous and competitive. The leader can go where they like within the coned area. Coach isn't telling them what to do. The competition is between the partners to see who can lose or catch the other one.

"Come on in guys! Hands up if you managed to lose your partner. Well done! Who was able to catch their partner? Good job! Can anyone tell me if their partner was really tricky? Yes? Good. Tell me what they did!"

- My partner kept speeding up and changing direction.

"That's great. Can you show me how?"

*Kid runs one way and then another.

"Excellent. I'm going to help you all do this, but even better. Ready? Watch me. I'm going straight, and I want to turn right. Watch as I drop my left shoulder like this. What does this make my partner think?"
- It makes them think you're going to the left.

"It sure does. But now look. I'm going to use this part of my right foot. Does anyone know what we call this part here?"

*Coach taps the foot.

- The outside?

"Good. With the outside of my right foot, I'm going to now go in the opposite direction. Watch. Drop my left shoulder, push off with the outside of my right foot. Can you guys do that?"

- Yes!

"I'm not sure. You don't have magic feet like I do!"

- Yes we can!

"Okay then. Find a space, and spend a moment practicing this skill by yourself. Show me who has magic feet!"

What has this simple exercise done? Created a picture for where the use of the skill might be relevant, hooked all the kids in by making it fun and competitive, challenged them to do something, and created an incentive for doing it by saying anyone can do it has magic feet, which is really cool. This is a blend of opposed and unopposed, and is completely contextual and engaging.

Football is an intelligent game that requires a lot of thinking. Most of this thinking is subconscious. Nobody has the ball at their feet and verbalises questions in their mind like "Where are my teammates? How can I get it to them?" but those are the processes your brain goes through during the game. Before we teach anything else, we must first teach them how to think. Kids are naturally curious, and love solving problems. So let's give them a problem to solve. As I keep saying, coaches are session architects. Create something that engages them, allows them to be socially active with others, is competitive, and gives them problems to solve.

It's at the higher end that we can refine technique. Higher end players have a mental framework which allows them to visualise the game around them, even when practising alone. A player that is a really good dribbler will know, when practising alone, if they have taken a bad touch, or been too slow to change direction. The memory bank of vivid experiences tells them that. Ever seen a U13 girl toe the ball from thirty yards over the head of a 5'0'' goalkeeper in an 8'0'' goal, and everyone go crazy? They don't know it's a bad technique. They don't have the experience to know that, and the constraints of the game reward them for bad technique.

Every coaching style and practice style has its place. My view is that I'm not using unopposed with beginners, because I don't think it transfers knowledge well enough to players that don't have a mental framework, and I also don't think it appeals to their motivations. I don't even use it that much with higher end players, because it's not as enjoyable. Unless we have a short time to deliver a lot of information, and the players are already intelligent and experience, with the ability to handle what I'm throwing at them.

During lock down, I have been working out with a high level goalkeeper here in Mexico. I got talking to her in the gym, the night before everything shut down in this country. We'll go out back on the grass, and do some football related SAQ work. Very soon though, it turns into something else. We'll make something competitive, challenging, and representative of part of a game. It's a million times more fun. One is a plank competition. We're both goalkeepers in the plank position, facing each other. We have two cones each, either side of us, representing small goals. With one of our hands, while remaining in the plank position, we'll try and hit the ball past the other to score goals. If you fall out of the plank position, or the ball goes between your cones, you have conceded a goal.

What's the purpose? It works on core strength. For us, it doesn't feel, at least primarily, like a core workout. We're goalkeepers trying to protect our goal, and just happen to be planking. Another is a reflex game. She faces the wall, maybe four yards away from it, with a cone either side of her to represent a goal. I throw or kick balls off the wall from behind her where she can't see, and she has to react to the wall rebound and stop the balls going in the goal. Depending on the success rate, we might change something, like increase or decrease the size of the goal, or her distance from the wall. She's working on low diving saves and reflexes, which we could do in the boring prescribed way. "I'm going to shoot just down here to your left. Dive in this way, and gather the ball in this way." She doesn't need or want that. She wants to do something that simulates making real saves, so she can feel like she's in a real competition. She wants to win and demonstrate her competence against the challenge set. If she doesn't know where the ball is going, she has to read and react, like she would do in a real game. She's doing the fun bit. Goalkeepers love making saves, and making saves is a form of problem solving. 



The above is a typical unopposed passing drill from Coerver. I used to be obsessed with this stuff. The coaching points in such videos are always great. But let's have a look at the kids. These look like Fulham academy players, so quite a high level. If you tell them about timing or which foot to play to, and rehearse this over and over again, they will get better at it. They have enough stored pictures in their memory banks that they have the mental representation required to transfer learning from this drill to the game. Not all of our kids do. A big difference here, is that these kids are motivated by becoming better players. So they will drill in crisp passes. They will stand on their toes. They will check their runs. They will pass to the correct foot. They will receive with the correct foot. They will get their timing right. The coach will be making tweaks to their techniques, and it will improve their game.

Would any Americans reading this try such an exercise with their U9 rec team? You'd be insane to do so. The kids can't pass accurately enough, consistently enough, and the one waiting for the ball has switched off and is chasing a butterfly. Even with higher end players, I'd still rather do a rondo or possession game, because I believe it is more fun, more challenging, and presents better mental pictures.

Unopposed isn't bad. I just don't think it should replace large segments of team training with kids. If I wanted to teach a passing combination, I may first do it in small groups, and do it unopposed for a few goes. For instance, a third man run, or up back through. Then take that into congestion, and then full opposition. Unopposed might be a start point, but it is not the whole exercise or the whole session.

If anyone uses a training session of Barcelona or Man City the day before a match, or on a recovery day, where the players are doing unopposed training, and uses it as justification for making their U9s stand in lines, then that person is not very bright, and should be ignored.

I'm working with this bunch of players, who have this skill level, and this level of motivation. Why is your practice methodology useful for them? Why is your practice methodology better than what I'm already doing?



This is a video I made from a camp I did two years ago. It was a one-man kid, with about 25 kids, representing about seven different age groups. Four days, six hours a day. While most of it was opposed, competitive, and useful, there was unopposed, and there was even freestyle.

The kids got a little bit of everything, but it was all pieced together. The freestyle was fun, and a bit of a change up from the norm. It has the added benefit of giving them a challenge they can try on their own. Which they did. Some of the kids who couldn't do it, would go home and work on it, then come in the next day and show me their success. Appeal to their intrinsic motivation, create a bond, set a challenge, give praise. This creates the joyful experience kids seek, and helps them fall in love with the ball.

Every unopposed example was quickly followed by a "for realsies" situation. Okay, now do it against a defender. Unopposed started the exercise, which embedded an idea, and then became contextual. Especially when showing a new or complex move. They need a few goes without a defender first. In order for it to translate to the game, we need to add the opposition and begin to present the players with the game realistic pictures.

If we can encourage kids to practice at home, even better. Resources like Beast Mode Soccer and Coerver apps are great for that kind of thing. It supplements their team learning. I don't think it should replace it. Dedicating a bit of time to it occasionally in team sessions? Sure. Show them how to do it, and encourage them to do it at home by themselves.

Smart Soccer Ball: Amazon.com
How many of these Dribble Up Smart Balls have been received for Christmas or birthday, only to be confined to the toy box forever after two weeks? And why is that? This is a great app, and a fantastic tool for self-motivated and dedicated players to work out at home by themselves. But how many do? A mum asked me for advice on whether to buy one for her son. I wrote a long email with pros and cons, to really inform her of her choice. She bought it, and later told me her son doesn't use it. "He prefers going outside and playing with his dad." Why is this? Because for that boy, football was a social experience. He turned up and had fun with his mates. He had a mild interest in the game, but it didn't go beyond that. He wasn't interested in mastery or self-improvement. His joy didn't come from what he could do with the ball, but from what he could do with others.

Another boy, whose mum used to frequently tell me how much he loves soccer and wants to go pro, the boy never showed it himself. If there was a game on TV, he wouldn't watch it, which is a big red flag. He had all the resources available to him. He might have liked football more than most of his friends, but he wasn't obsessed with football to the point that professionals are. He wasn't obsessed with improving his game. He wasn't obsessed with studying matches and copying top players. He liked to compete, and was a fierce competitor, and he liked the bonding and camaraderie that comes with being part of a team. It's also cool when you've got foreign coaches and cool uniform. The innate drive, however, didn't exist.

How you teach the learner, depends on the learner. I think unopposed training as a philosophy to employ in team situations, falls short. There is a time and a place for it. We should encourage kids to practice at home by themselves. It is a useful tool for embedding ideas. However, it is not as effective in team training situations as opposed training is.

Use it to introduce an idea. Use it for recovery or fitness sessions (high level, not grassroots kids, don't even dare). Use it to rehearse something the day before the game, in a low impact, non contact setting, so nobody clobbers your star player in training on the eve of the cup final.

Choose rondos. Choose possession games. Choose maximum engagement. Choose game realistic scenarios. Choose active defenders. Choose competition. Choose social interaction. Choose winners and losers. Choose game related consequences (why motivate players with pushups or laps when losing the ball and conceding a goal should be the motivation they need to not make mistakes?). Choose small sided games. Choose the right coaching style, for the right individual, at the right time. Choose the appropriate training method for the specific scenario. Be flexible in your approach. Be open minded in your learning. Scrutinise your ideas. And make sure you're not doing line drills with U6s to run around cones.

JUST BECAUSE THE PROS DO IT DOESN'T MEAN IT IS RIGHT FOR THE KIDS TO BE DOING IT!

SO YOUR KID WANTS TO BE A STUNT PERFORMER IN ACTION MOVES? GREAT. JUMP OFF THIS BUILDING!

OH LOOK, YOUR KID IS DEAD! PROBABLY DIDN'T WANT IT ENOUGH! WEAK! SOFT! SUBURBAN! CALIFORNIA! LATINO LEAGUES!

Wednesday, 6 May 2020

Soccer in the USA: Player Feedback Meetings

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Here's a link to the original thread which sparked this article.

Outlined here:

Had player meetings this week. Took it as an opportunity to get to know them, and help them reflect on their performance and look for areas of improvement. Players were 10-13 year old boys. Here are my findings.

Every player said school was more important than soccer. You won't find that being said with a similar frequency in Europe or Latin America. Even the players who ranked soccer as being 10/10 For importance.

A few were honest and said soccer was of medium importance to them. This caused some pearl clutching from parents. It's their life, their choice. Performance is often a reflection of investment and commitment. Explains a lot.

A couple alluded to maybe wanting to go pro, but none displayed a burning desire. This is consistent with the effort and commitment displayed during games and training. No one ever plays or practices as if their life depends on it.

A few had the confidence and felt safe enough to tell their parents to stop shouting, stop pressuring them, and one even flat out said to me in front of his parents that he is forced to play soccer.

Some put winning high on their list of priorities from soccer, which would be inconsistent with their actions. I believe they felt that was a necessary thing to say to impress coach. They never seem upset or angry when they lose or play bad, so do they truly care about winning?

Everyone said soccer is fun, but could not articulate what was fun about it. This caused them to scramble for generic answers like winning and playing with friends.

When asked about their favourite recent soccer moment, all but one said a goal or a win. One boy talked about a very specific pass he played that nearly lead to an assist. This kid will go the furthest.

Most boys ranked themselves as high or average for watching games on TV. When questioned further, turns out very few are even watching one per week. Told them I can often watch three per day. Our standards for "A lot" are far apart.

For pretty much all of them, video games take up a huge amount of their spare time. Video games aren't as bad as the world likes to make out, and have plenty of advantages, but this eats into sunny Saturday afternoons when they should be at the park with their friends.

The amount of kids who do practice in their spare time was devastatingly low. "Sometimes I juggle" was standard, no more than once per week. None meet up with friends to play informally. Some have brothers they play with in the back garden.

A lot of them would enjoy their team better if we didn't have so many ball hogs. They are too old to provide this childish an answer. Believe this is reinforced by parents who don't understand angles and positioning, thinking "he never passes to my son."

Some of the less physically developed kids wanted to be able to kick the ball further. In the US we put them on big pitches too soon. This makes them feel like they have to boot it, because bigger kids dominate. My smaller players are the more skilful, but never feel it.

Upon self reflection, most of them put down physical attributes as things to work on. Need to be faster or fitter. None are remarkably slow or unfit, but they believe these to be the keys to soccer prowess. Parent influence? Big fields too young?

Disappointing that even with the way we teach them, and all we cover, awareness, movement, anticipation, passing, dribbling etc. did not come up more frequently. Would have thought those accusing others of ball hogging would have wanted to improve their dribbling.

Felt like maybe there were a few brown nose comments. I know I am funny, and it also pains me that I am the best coach these kids will ever have. But the meeting isn't about me, so why say these things? It doesn't make you a better player or get you more game time.

During the meetings, upon questioning, some changed their answers. Seemed like the kids were trapped in a web of wanting to tell the truth, trying to fulfil the demands of their parents, and telling coach what they want to hear.

They spoke very differently when they realised they could be honest. So much useful information came out when they removed the filters. It's like they don't realise I can see through their facade. Can't help you if you don't tell me the truth.

What do these observations tell us? I think that much of the purpose of a child in American culture is subservience to the parent, rather than the child being an individual that has agency over their own life. I keep saying that youth sport is entertainment for coaches and parents, more than it is an arena for kids to enjoy themselves.

These reviews felt as much about the parent as it did about the kid. For many, their kid's performance was a reflection on them. If coach thinks my kid plays soccer good, it means I'm a good parent. Not exactly. Short-termism was rife. At the end of these, many kids asked me a question that was prompted by the parent.

"Do you have anything else you want to talk about while you're here?"

The kid stares blankly.

The parent then nudges the kid and says "Go on, ask him." This leads the kid to then ask me "What's one thing I need to work on?"

Not only did this demonstrate that the previous nineteen minutes were a complete waste of everybody's time, but it also showed how, for many, they thought all their soccer problems could be solved by one drill or exercise.

"Oh, that's easy! All you got to do is do fifty push-ups a day! That way, you'll grow to be taller, and you'll be faster, and you'll be able to protect the ball better. Also, the strength in your arms will allow you to boot the ball further, as you can use the extra mass as a counterweight to propel your momentum through the ball. This will solve all your problems, and you'll notice significant improvements within two weeks maximum."

I often think that we offered these reviews as more of a marketing ploy than anything else. We were the only club that did them. I never noticed anything to suggest that they were beneficial, other than convincing parents we were better than other clubs. That's all American youth soccer is, right? We're better than them, so give us your money. We were better than other clubs, but not because of this. After the first few, I then started to use it as twenty minutes to educate the player, and more importantly the parent, as too many of the dads sat front and centre, like it was their own review.

I broke down the principles of play, and went into detail about concepts such as movement, awareness, support angles, and how so much of what you do is really about ball retention. Can you dribble, receive, or pass better, so that you or our team maintain possession? This way, we can get the ball up the field, and are more likely to score goals, while prevent the concession of goals at the other end. This comes from vision, which is affected by positioning (angles) and body shape. What you see determines what choices you can make. If you don't have a decision by the time the ball arrives, it's too late. Some parents even made notes, treating it like a seminar.

Yes, I certainly did go over these concepts in our practices. Three times a week. It was the basis of everything we did. The kids reacted to this like it was new information. And that is why they fail.

Many asked about what drills they could run at home. We both knew that whatever I said wasn't going to happen, because if the kid was really interested in football, they would have already been doing something by themselves. I still took the time to show them some stuff, and physically act it out, as a way to blitz the parent with information, thus showing them I know what I'm talking about and should back off. It really doesn't take a lot of effort to look up these types of drills on YouTube, which any intrinsically motivated kid would have probably done already. Further still, it doesn't take much imagination from an engaged soccer player to go out back and work on receiving from a wall, dribbling round imaginary defenders, or taking shots into a goal (or between trees).

The irony is, if you liked football that much, you would already be going outside and doing the things you like. I like long shots, free kicks, and volleys. With my coaching equipment, I would use poles for a wall, and work on my free kicks. I would throw/dribble/pass the ball in a direction forty yards from goal, then run onto it, and have a shot anywhere between thirty-five and eighteen yards out. I would also use a rebounder to set myself up for volleys. Those are my favourite things to do, and because I like them, and because I like football, I would go out and do it.

The fact of the matter is, these kids don't like football that much. They kind of do. They said as much in their own words. So why do they need all this stuff? Why do we masquerade as if youth sport has to be super serious and professional? Because the parents have no hobbies, and the clubs want your money. You, as the consumer, want to feel important, so we give you loads of unnecessary crap. By giving you unnecessary crap, we can justify charging a fortune. Everybody is happy. Apart from the kid, maybe, but who cares about the kid?

Time to throw more sentiments at you from another Twitter thread.

Next up, why are we so obsessed with skill development, statistics, and how we are getting it all wrong.

Ever had a player come up to you and say "Coach, I can do X amount of juggles!" At what point does it go from achievement to big whoop? When a player can seemingly juggle indefinitely with their feet, is this a useful skill or a circus trick?

Parents have often informed me with such glee. My kid can do this many juggles. Big deal. Still can't trap a ball, beat a defender, or play an accurate pass.

Don't get me wrong, kids in other countries have a personal best juggling record. It's just not front and centre on their resumé. Why? Because aside from the fact it tells you how many juggles you can do, it tells you little else.

Americans love a number; beep test, forty yard dash, bench press, mile, deadlift, shot clock etc. I believe there are two factors at play. The first one is that this is a society based upon dick measuring. We always have to find a way of being better than the other guy.

This takes us down some pretty dark alleys. We should want to be the best we can for our own intrinsic desires, not because of how we are perceived against others. That's petty and short sighted. Pretty limiting.

Ever seen that advert... your brother in law is nice, your sister likes him, mum likes him, dad wants to go fishing... wouldn't you like him a bit more if you made more money than him? No other country would be so brash in their marketing.

"Don't get mad at your brother-in-law. Get E*Trade."

We've just whipped our dicks out onto the table. There's no turning back now. You are less of a man, because someone, who by all accounts is a positive influence in the life of your loved ones, makes more money than you. That is absolutely shameful. This is America.

For instance, I'm more impressed by the kid who gets a bachelor's degree, the first in their family to do so, despite coming from a broken home, than I am with the rich kid from two educated parents getting a PhD.

The second reason why we attach numbers to stuff is because we want to give it a value. Remember that not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted, counts.

A kid can do 100 juggles. We can all point to that tangible number and relate to it. Although it tells us little about their ability as a soccer player. But can they take it on their left thigh, setting it across the body to the right foot, allowing to ping a half volley?

That is hard to count, so we can't draw comparisons, and without a number, rank, or value, people aren't interested. Soccer is a game full of nuance and and subjectivity. There is science to the game, but it is an art.

Anyone with a knowledge of musical theory can understand, interpret, copy, explain Jimi Hendrix. But only Hendrix could create that music. The science explains the art. Like how we all speak English, but none of us are Shakespeare.

I believe I am fairly articulate, so how do I become Shakespeare? Let's break it down into chunks. Here's his ten most used words; The And I To Of A You My In That Would writing, or speaking exclusively those words make me a better speaker? Writing them down or saying aloud.

Of course it wouldn't. Because it is lacking so much context. "Coach, I said "the" one hundred times in a row!" You wouldn't be impressed by that, so why are you so impressed by the kid that can do one hundred one footed juggles in a row?

If a writing competition were who could write the same word the most times, and if soccer were simply a jiggling contest, then it would be impressive. But that's not how writing plays looks like, nor is it how football is played.

I encourage my kids to juggle, but not repetitively with just the feet. I challenge them to move it around different parts of the body, manipulating it with difference surfaces, receiving it from different angles, on the move, turning, then finishing with a shot or a pass.

Receiving off a wall in the air, controlling it, and sending it back without the ball touching the ground is far more beneficial. Even better if done in a corner, so you have 90° and two surfaces to play off in different directions.

Juggling games in groups like HORSE or soccer tennis are far more beneficial. Control and release. There's context, changing variables, never the same picture twice. So much more relative to the game going on.

The need to quantify and measure also comes down to wanting to see a tangible level of improvement. I improved my high score of 30 to 50 means I have improved. I get a boost of confidence, my coach gets praise and credit, and parents feel their fees are justified.

If coach asks me to improve how I receive the ball aerially with my foot, settling it for a shot with the laces, I may feel some improvement, but without a number, it is hard to be sure.

The science and art of football don't often overlap, but when they do, and we can quantify the greatness, we have to hammer it home. Challenged players with scoop passes. I counted how many, and heavily praised the one assist, then talked about the why to consolidate the learning.

It's hard for soccer ignorant parents to get the why, and without numbers, they don't get the nuanced improvements. This is one of our greatest challenges as coaches.

Idiots like me will go against conventional wisdom, and will do our best to educate parents, taking tons of criticism. Others will play to the stereotype, doing exactly what is expected of them, playing the classics. And if you lose? "Well, we didn't hustle enough."

Other generic excuses that cowboy coaches use to retain credibility with coaches; Blame the refs Kids didn't want it enough Luck Too quiet out there Didn't take enough shots No one is brave enough to step up Would rather be playing Xbox Messing around with the ball

Are there other ways this comes out other than juggling? Yes; Cruyff turns Toe taps Tick tocks L turns Etc. All completed perpetually, without an opponent, without having received the ball, without releasing the ball after.

Again, don't get me wrong, these are great to do at young ages to embed the fundamentals, but when they start to show mastery, add in variables, otherwise they are getting good at performing perpetual skills in isolation with no transference to the real game.

Why do coaches do it so much? It is easy to manage Ticks the boxes of "all kids have a ball" and "plenty of repetitions" despite not being of tremendous use It looks organised Kids have a task, so they don't misbehave It's what parents expect to see "Fundamentals"

We play against a lot of teams that have taught their kids tick tocks and L turns. The players try them at the most inappropriate times. It's like they think the move alone is enough to beat the opponent.

Like they expect to perform a step over and the defender just magically disappears. Teams can be characterised by players performing random Maradonas when free from pressure. They have never done any of it with a defender, in a game context. Too much isolation. Doesn't transfer.

"Mom did you see my Maradona?" "OMG I'm so proud of you." Kid did it five yards away from a defender. The pointless spin meant that he lost the picture of what was ahead of him, thus not identifying the passing lane. Visual stimulus is a live feed, and he took his eyes off it.

These types of sessions can be half-arsed and phoned in. Then you criticise the kids for not hustling. If they are hustling but failing, it's because they're not fit enough. Send them off for a lap. Parents will love that you're a disciplinarian, and will orgasm over "tough love"

But it's lazy, and it teaches them nothing. This is why I like our innovative player programme, and why I am regularly scrutinising the way we deliver it. Even regularly ask the kids for feedback.

So you can do 60 L turns in a minute, but can you receive on the half turn with the correct foot, baiting the defender with your first touch, and shift your body appropriately take it round them? Reference Iniesta's first goal in Japan.

Context. Think I'll shut up and fall asleep now.


This video is Iniesta's first goal for Vissel Kobe. I honestly don't think that the average American parent could understand why it was so good. Firstly, he's wide open. There are no defenders around him. Then all he does is take three touches; inside of the right foot, outside of the right food, and inside of the right foot. This would lead many think (and a lot of coaches to lazily prescribe) that Iniesta needs to work on his left foot.


Start this next video of this young boy at two minutes. Many parents would conclude that he is a better dribbler than Iniesta, because the boy uses more touches and does more spins.

By the way, kids like this, never make it. Because they're parents are complete twats. That's the science of it.

American parents want numbers, as it helps them contemplate a game they can't understand, and assigns value to things they can't see. One colleague expressed how he had a system for player reviews. He called it "Subjective Objectives." Each player receives a rank for each listed attribute. From that, he works out who his best players are. After he did it with the team he was working on, the player he thought was second best was third best according to his assigned value. So he did it again until she was second best.


I'll show you how it works.



List all the players on your team. I used the twelve most common girls names in the USA. Pretend this is a U11 team playing 9v9. Across the top, write all the attributes you consider to be important. On the right, include a column for their total. For each attribute, assign the player their rank. Because you have twelve players, the player you deem best at shooting is given a 1, and the player you deem worst at shooting is given a 12. 1 for the best player, 12 for the worst player. Then add them up in the total column. The player with the lowest score is your best player (like golf) and the one with the highest score is the worst player.

The range was 42-96, and the average was 65. Here's how the girls appear in order.

1. Mia – 42
2. Evelyn – 51
3. Ava – 54
4. Harper – 55
5. Emily – 58
6. Sophia – 62
7. Emma – 66
    Isabella – 66
9. Abigail – 75
   Charlotte – 75
11. Olivia – 80
12. Amelia – 96

According to the numbers you have given them, Mia is your best player, and Amelia is your worst player.


Let's add some colour to the table, to make it more impressive. Red means the player ranked in the bottom three for an attribute, and the other colours represent gold, silver, and bronze. This helps you easily locate each player in each attribute.

Because assigning children arbitrarily determined values and comparing them is cool, we're going to turn it into a graph, to make comparing these pointless numbers even easier.


This graph allows us to easily compare players to the best player, the worst player, and to the average. Everyone above that line is in danger of being cut come tryouts. Isabella and Emma have a chance, while Amelia should already be looking for another team. Probably best to not give her much game time over the next few months, as the blue line shows she is that bad. It's just not fair to the other kids.



If you really want to impress gullible morons with pointless numbers, you can create cool charts like this, personalised for each player. Remember, like golf, the lower score is good. The four points that stick out would be the four areas Mia needs to work on the most, which are her; shooting, listening, GET THERE! and speed. She's pretty good at strength, footwork, hustle, and COME ON! so working on those isn't a priority.


If you really want to bamboozle the parents, make one of these. Can you even read it? Players are on the left, and are each given a coloured line. The line moves from left to right, aligning with the different attributes on the bottom. If the player's line goes up, it means they are bad at that attribute. If the player's line goes down, it means they are good at that attribute. Make sure to conceal the other names, because parents love to compare kids more than coaches do.

It looks good, and it's easy to understand, but I hope you hate it as much as I do. This colleague even convinced another coach to conduct his player feedback meetings via numbers. Players were told things like "you're the third best defender," and that was pretty much it. Parents talk, and they're always looking for a second opinion, so would ask me and other coaches about what we thought (about a kid we hardly even worked with). This would lead them to reveal what was said in other meetings. "He was told he's the fourth best at passing, and seventh best at dribbling." This would not come with much in the way of specifics, like what makes him so good at passing, or what he can do to work on his dribbling. Just, here's your rank.

It gives the impression of having done work. It takes a lot of thought from the coach to put this kind of thing together. But it does not mean anything. Nothing at all. People don't understand statistics.

What makes that kid the fourth best passer? What type of passing? In what area of the field? From which position to which position? In the air? On the ground? To feet? Into space? Penetrating passes? I was always one of the best at hitting accurate long passes over 50 yards. I could bend a ball into someone's run, or get it to land on their big toe. Whatever was needed. But put three defenders on me, stick me in the middle of the pitch, and ask me to find a ten yard pass to a player away from pressure, and I would struggle. So what grade or rank do I get for passing?

Playing as a right back, I could hit diagonals that would put the left winger through on goal, like Beckham to Giggs. Playing as a CM, I would be out of my depth, trying to connect any passes. What's the difference? It comes down to understanding of space and patterns, the awareness, the vision, and the technique required to perform. Being told I am X good at passing doesn't help me become a better player any more than knowing what colour underpants I am wearing helps the reader to become a better reader (enjoy the image for as long as you need to). It's pointless information that helps no one, but it sounds important. And sounding important is all we need when we want parents' money.

Here's my back four and their heights.

RB (2): 5'9"
CB (4): 6'3"
CB (5): 6'2"
LB (3): 5'7"

So which one is better at heading? Who is worse? You're inclined to say 4 is the best, and 3 is the worst, but you don't want to say that, because you have guessed from the tone of this article that you are probably wrong. You're not wrong, as we don't yet have enough stats to really know.

Here's more info. This is their vertical reach (stationary jump on the spot).

RB (2): 24 inches
CB (4): 13 inches
CB (5): 20 inches
LB (3): 16 inches

By now you've realised that maybe height isn't as important as how high one can jump. Is that what I'm getting at? Maybe. It's certainly another factor. So now you assume that 5 is the best header of the ball, because they are only an inch shorter than 4 in height, but can jump 7 inches higher. You will also note that 2 may be 6 inches shorter than 4, but can jump 11 inches higher. So does that mean that 2 is also a better header of the ball than 4?

No. You know that it's about much more than just that. You know that vision, awareness, timing etc. come into it. As well as strength. Doesn't matter how high you can jump if the other player can muscle you off the ball. So let's assign stats from the game. That will tell you, for sure, which defender is the best header of the ball.

Headers won in the game:
RB (2): 2
CB (4): 7
CB (5): 5
LB (3): 0

Well that settles it! 3 didn't win a single header, so they are obviously the worst, and 4 won the most headers, so they are obviously the best. No. You know that how many headers from how many headers they faced is what's important. Here are those stats for you.

Headers won in the game from number of headers attempted.
RB (2): 2/6        33%
CB (4): 7/10      70%
CB (5): 5/6        83%
LB (3): 0/1        0%

Now we know that 5 is the best header of the ball, because 5 has an 84% success rate. Isn't that how it works? No. Each stat is missing context. What's the context of each header? We can't get those stats at youth level. But let's say we can. Here's some maps to enjoy.





Now can you tell me who is the best at headers? No. You still want to know more. You want to know;
Were they running or stationary?
Were they jumping high? Staying at their height? Stooping?
What was their start position in relation to the location of the aerial duel?
How many opponents were in the vicinity?
How much physical contact was made between players during the aerial duel?
Were they moving towards the ball or were they back peddling?
What was the delivery like? Floated? Driven? Whipped? Spinning? Looping?
Was the delivery from a teammate or the opposition?

And most importantly, where did the ball go after they headed it? Was it possession retained or possession lost? Were the headers passes, clearances, shots, blocks, attempts at control?

We can maybe infer some things from these maps, but not too much, as this was just one game. Like 2 isn't good at winning diagonal crosses into our penalty area. 5 is effective at winning headers from crossing positions wide of our penalty area. 4 seems to have shown competence at winning headers from opposition keeper delivery, attacking corners, and defending from crosses around our box. The information is now a little richer, but still only hints at things. And if you're going to rank players (which I don't think you should be doing with kids) you're going to need some substantial evidence to back up what you say, or else you're just talking out your arse.

I'm not done beating these analogies. In a room of ten people, you are the third richest. First place has £10,000,000, second place has £9,000,000, and you, in third place have £10. You have small change compared to these millionaires, but you're still in third place. So how useful is it to know you're in third place? One year in La Liga, third placed Valencia were closer to the relegation zone than they were to Barcelona and Real Madrid in first and second place.


Valencia in 3rd, with 61 points, were closer to relegated Villarreal in 18th with 41 points (20 point difference) than they were to Barcelona one position above them in 2nd with 91 points (30 point difference). So being told your kid is the third best shooter on the team, what does it actually tell you? Without context, it tells you nothing at all.

Let us go back to our imaginary U11 girls. This is how you ranked them for shooting.

Name
Shooting
Emma
12
Olivia
11
Ava
10
Isabella
4
Sophia
5
Charlotte
8
Mia
6
Amelia
9
Harper
2
Evelyn
3
Abigail
7
Emily
1

You have stated in your subjective assessment that Emily is the best shooter By assigning equal value to each rung on the ladder, if you will, if placed in order, one would assume their shooting ability may look something like this.

Name
Shooting
Emma
12
Olivia
11
Ava
10
Amelia
9
Charlotte
8
Abigail
7
Mia
6
Sophia
5
Isabella
4
Evelyn
3
Harper
2
Emily
1

Remember that in this graph, the player with the lowest score is the one determined to be the best.

This is how it looks. And you've probably determined Emily is the best shooter because she gets the most goals, because you're a dumbass, and not taken into account; delivery, shot position, goals to shots ratio, keeper positioning, striking techniques, movement to receive, deception, effect used on the ball, location of defenders, first touch etc. Is Emily really one step better than Harper? And is the difference in ability between Emily and Emma how this graph plays out?

It just so happens that there is a loose correlation between shooting ability and goals scored. So now, I will assign goals to these girls. I will also flip the values, so that the best player receives a 12 and the worst player a 1, allowing us to better compare data.

Name
Shooting
Goals
Emma
1
1
Olivia
2
1
Ava
3
2
Amelia
4
5
Charlotte
5
8
Abigail
6
12
Mia
7
13
Sophia
8
17
Isabella
9
22
Evelyn
10
30
Harper
11
32
Emily
12
45

U11 games are high scoring, and you have been collecting data for a couple years, including every tournament, indoor, futsal, and league game. Here's the graph.


The blue line is how you ranked the players for shooting ability. The orange line is goals scored by that player. You have decided you feel shooting ability is directly proportional to goals scored (in reality, it's one of many, many factors). Harper, who is second best, by the blue line, is only a little bit behind Emily, only one place. By the orange line, Harper in second, is very far behind Emily in first. If there were actually a way to determine a player's ability, this would be a much more effective way of showing is than subjectively assigning each player a rank.

Messi is the best player at Barcelona. If he were to join Aldershot Town, he would also be the best player there. The second best player at Barcelona is much closer to Messi than the second best player at Aldershot. The thirtieth best player at Barcelona is much closer to Messi than the second best player at Aldershot. Ranking them does nothing, other than make you look what you know what you're talking about in front of parents.

FIFA 20 ratings: Release date, EA Sports, top rankings, attributes ...

These are the ten best players on FIFA 20. Their rankings overlap. It's not very scientific, but even this is a far more scientific method for differentiating between player attributes.

Do you ever assign players a performance score after a match on a review sheet? Just for informal reference.

Here's an imaginary run of six games.

Name
Game 1
Game 2
Game 3
Game 4
Game 5
Game 6
Average
Emma
7
6
6
7
5
4
5.8
Olivia
8
4
8
7
4
7
6.3
Ava
8
4
8
6
5
8
6.5
Amelia
9
5
9
5
6
7
6.8
Charlotte
7
3
10
8
5
9
7.0
Abigail
9
4
6
7
4
9
6.5
Mia
7
5
7
8
7
7
6.8
Sophia
9
4
8
6
3
6
6.0
Isabella
8
5
8
8
8
7
7.3
Evelyn
9
6
8
5
3
6
6.2
Harper
8
4
7
6
6
8
6.5
Emily
9
4
9
7
5
9
7.2
TEAM
8.2
4.5
7.8
6.6
5.1
7.25
6.6

Each player receives a rating out of ten for each game. At the bottom, is the team's rating for that match, which is the average of all the player ratings. The right column 'Average' is the average rating for that player over the six games.

Why are there peaks and troughs? Sometimes the team played well, other times it didn't And what affects that? So many things, it's pointless even to discuss it. Some players are more consistent than others, whereas some bounce around from performance to performance. You have a squad of twelve individuals. Why did Charlotte get a 3 in Game 2, when the team average was 4.5? And what happened the next week when she was the only player to receive a 10 rating in that six game stretch? It could have been anything. Maybe she had a bad day at school or home, or a bad week. Maybe she had played volleyball that morning, and been to a sleepover the night before. Or maybe the player marking her was fantastic that day, and Charlotte couldn't do anything about it.

If you're just basing this stuff purely on the eye test, it doesn't help anyone. And to parents, if you spend twenty minutes listening to coach talk in a meeting, with criticism and feedback, and yet cannot answer how to improve any of the attributes, it was a waste of time full of waffle and hot air.

"Your kid needs to do X better because they are ranked 11th on the team at that." Okay, but how? Without a plan, pointing out deficiencies is akin to asking someone to be taller.

Does the coach talk the whole time? Bad. Coach needs to get to know the player. That means listening to the player.

Do you the parent do the talking for your kid? Bad. Shut up. They won't become confident, brave, and independent if you rob them of opportunities to become so.



This is how I did it. The sheet on the left is the player telling me about themselves. What they like, why they play, and asking questions that dive into their motivation. That means I get to know them better. Below that, as you can see on the right (it's the same sheet) is some questions for them to fill out. They can tell me through here how much time they dedicate to football, and how much they care about it. The sheet in the middle, the spiral, is a performance wheel.

For the performance wheel, players have to first determine what is important for the position they play (or want to play), so that we don't end up telling our goalkeeper they need to improve their shooting. They then state how good they are at each of these attributes, assigning themselves a number out of ten. A simple performance looks for the weakest attributes in the most important areas. And then we focus on improving those two or three issues.

Self-reflection is important. As I keep saying, everyone's favourite subject is themselves. And you must look at each player as if they have "make me feel important" written on their forehead. Talking at them for twenty minutes will not do that. You won't establish a connection with them, and you won't learn anything about them.


Some of my very favourite human beings were more than happy to write these messages on each other's faces for the purpose of the club curriculum booklet I made.
"Include me."
"Challenge me."
"Engage me."
"Inspire me."
"Make me feel important."

That's how you're supposed to look at players. Like these are subtitles permanently hovering above their faces.

At Aldershot, our reviews were rather different. I'm guessing not many in the US are done like this. For one thing, we conducted the reviews in the posh rooms inside the stadium, because, you know, real countries have youth teams that feed into a professional club rather than being a money making scheme to scam parents. We had to wear suits, as the coaches, and the players had to have a smart bottom half, and the club hoodie on top. I think they got twenty minutes or half an hour with each of us.

They had to present to us, what they thought were their strengths and weaknesses, back it up with reasoning, and then talk about what they were going to do better. The presentation method was up to them. PowerPoint, notes, cards, pictures, simply speaking. We had our laptops and tactics boards there if they needed them. This put the kid in charge, and let them communicate via their most preferred means. We're not forcing them to adhere to arbitrary presentation standards, but letting them speak naturally.

I would say that unless the kid has realistic ambitions of going pro, there's no real point having one of these meetings. So you impress the coach? Who cares. I had much more respect for the lazy kids of Missouri who didn't book a meeting, than the half-arsed kids who attended a meeting to blow smoke up my arse. The kids who stayed home were at least being honest.

While the Aldershot boys presented about their abilities, ambitions, and plans, we might interject only to answer a question, or probe for further detail. It was player lead. You drive yourself to your destiny. As coach, I can only give you directions. As these kids wanted to be pro, there were improvements made within the areas outlined. The kids in Missouri, very little happened as a result of those meetings.

As mentioned, I took the time to educate parents. "You don't need to do five hundred juggles. Only two; one to settle it, and one to release it."

"So you say you're bad at passing. Why?" And it would always revert back to positioning, body shape, angles, first touch, and vision. The reason you can't make a pass is because you can't see your next move. 90% of the meetings we would spend about five minutes on our feet, working on receiving angles, open body shape, how to gather information, and how to decipher it. That's where the pass goes wrong. Not a lack of concentration or hustle.

In conclusion, next time you do a player review, who is it really for? For you, the coach, to feel good about yourself? To appease the parent so their feelings and impressions towards the club grow? Or for the kid, providing them with useful information and guidance to become the player they want to be?